Geoff Holden

Found on Meyerweb: try to Google your first name, prepending “unfortunately”.

• Unfortunately Geoff is utter crap at telling jokes!
  I can’t dispute that. There’s a reason I studied Engineering and not comedy.
• In its original dust jacket, a first edition of Tarzan of the Apes is worth about $75000 - unfortunately Geoff doesn’t yet have one.
  Geoff didn’t even want one, until he learned it was worth 75G!
• Unfortunately, Geoff died several years ago.
  Damn, somebody could’ve told me about that.
• Unfortunately Geoff did not in the early days have the benefit of a competent and experienced gambist with a clear concept of sound: we were all fumbling in…
  To this day, I still don’t have a good gambist.
• Unfortunately, Geoff was too available to one of his friend’s who was addicted to heroin — and this cost.
  Really? I’m unsure of the exact cost, and who was addicted. But apparently the addiction is in the past tense, so everything’s OK now.
• Unfortunately, Geoff was found too late.
  Too late for what? Maybe this has something to do with my death, several years ago. Perhaps they found my body too late to inform me.
• Unfortunately, Geoff’s regression checker took a snapshot within this short window.
  Sounds like there was some issue in that sort window… now I have no protection against regressing.
• Unfortunately, Geoff and Carolyn are those people, and there are thousands more who pour untreated contaminants and detergent directly into the storm sewers…
  I thought that’s what they were for! And who’s Carolyn? I don’t believe I know her.
• Unfortunately Geoff didn’t realize that he was exhibiting classic symptoms of macular degeneration.
  Yeah, that could be true. I still don’t realize that.
• Unfortunately, Geoff was right.
  I fail to see how that’s unfortunate. It’s expected, really.