• Unfortunately Geoff is utter crap at telling jokes!
  I can’t dispute that. There’s a reason I studied Engineering and not comedy.
• In its original dust jacket, a first edition of Tarzan of the Apes is worth about $75000 – unfortunately Geoff doesn’t yet have one.
  Geoff didn’t even want one, until he learned it was worth 75G!
• Unfortunately, Geoff died several years ago.
  Damn, somebody could’ve told me about that.
• Unfortunately Geoff did not in the early days have the benefit of a competent and experienced gambist with a clear concept of sound: we were all fumbling in…
  To this day, I still don’t have a good gambist.
• Unfortunately, Geoff was too available to one of his friend’s who was addicted to heroin — and this cost.
  Really? I’m unsure of the exact cost, and who was addicted. But apparently the addiction is in the past tense, so everything’s OK now.
• Unfortunately, Geoff was found too late.
  Too late for what? Maybe this has something to do with my death, several years ago. Perhaps they found my body too late to inform me.
• Unfortunately, Geoff’s regression checker took a snapshot within this short window.
  Sounds like there was some issue in that sort window… now I have no protection against regressing.
• Unfortunately, Geoff and Carolyn are those people, and there are thousands more who pour untreated contaminants and detergent directly into the storm sewers…
  I thought that’s what they were for! And who’s Carolyn? I don’t believe I know her.
• Unfortunately Geoff didn’t realize that he was exhibiting classic symptoms of macular degeneration.
  Yeah, that could be true. I still don’t realize that.
• Unfortunately, Geoff was right.
  I fail to see how that’s unfortunate. It’s expected, really.

1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song.
2. Go to Google Language Tools and translate the lyrics into German; then from German to French; and finally from French back into English.
3. Post the results verbatim.
4. Invite your friends to guess the song based on the newly mangled lyrics.

“There keep of Oh- I you by the window and me absurd thus bound in top to you stare of wear nothing however you wear him wellbeing and, does not come the manner which I would like to be for you, for me, demolition in me”

1. Grab the nearest book. Don’t search for something cool. Grab what’s actually closest to you.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

Rather we have to ask how invariant representations are formed in every single cortical region.

Man, my books must seem pretty dull.

Edit: That line was actually from page 125 of the book I’m reading; I accidently opened to the wrong page… Oh well.